Sally Coulter (via judygrimes)
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
My favorite human who’s about the same height of mine!
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
Well this was just beautiful
Can someone please employ me to do absolutely nothing because that seems to be all I’m good at.